super-wolves: google street view is the best, example:
moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
odd2oul: to people who haven’t unfollowed me
idontneedsavin: yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
swagchat: wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her She knows She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
insomniaccity: (anything) feat. Pitbull
akwhard: does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: joelbyeman: I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies That explains a lot
sunshineandrainbowpiss: thefrogman: you fucking asshole
Don't Fuck With an English Teacher
giraphics: mathmaticalkrillbits: ukeking: puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato What if it makes you a hot potato
ooooohlookashiny: Friendly reminder that Zico is against thigh gaps. So cut yourself another slice of cake.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
pattinsin: i have a fashion taste that is completely different from what i actually wear but i don’t have enough confidence money to wear what i really want to wear
the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK
homurathetimelesbian: no forced physical activity in school isn’t what helps kids be healthy physical activity that is at their skill level and their comfort level is what keeps them healthy forcing every kid, regardless of skill level, size, and muscle to do shit like run the mile in 6 minutes or less and criticizing them when they can’t do it is as fucking stupid as refusing to let kids...
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
luminescent-love: youaresogayskarth: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
laughingstation: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
ronaldkn0x: ronaldkn0x: tumblr famous yall this was my first post im crying