My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
please don’t hit on the person i like
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life